If you were a centaur, would you let people ride you? Why or why not?
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akwrd answered:
Of course,
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aulbry answered:
fuck yeah! why not let those less fortunate than myself experience the grandeur and bliss of riding a centaur!? ALMOST as cool as a unicorn!
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jonmtm answered:
Yes, but one at a time and only if they were wearing slippers.
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taylorbassett answered:
Hell yes. I don’t see why not… I mean, I guess there would be only certain people that could ride me though.
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breethinksyoureawesome answered:
The better question would be ” If there were centaurs would they be the new ‘it’ form of transportation?” We’d save so much on gas….
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skyeschenck answered:
I would. It’d be like a really awkwardly close hug.
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whaleawhere answered:
Yes, cause that’s clearly a profitable business plan. Free horse body + dumb white people = $$$MY$$$$
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kristybrannon answered:
It depends on what kind of relationship we have, and whether I’m a member of a human hating centaur tribe or not.
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kathylovesmusic answered:
yes, because men would finally be able to ride women.
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crawlingbrain answered:
Unfortunately I’ve met R. Crumb, so I cannot comfortably say, “yes, Allison, I would absolutely let someone hop on my back.”
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wombatdances answered:
I’d charge a regular cab fee
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shorterexcerpts answered:
Only with a saddle, no spurs, and none of that stuff in my mouth telling me where to go that starts with a “b-” I can’t think of the word for
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mlee525 answered:
Yeah, but I might buck them off once in a while, just for kicks.
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maggamagga answered:
Only awesome people.
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withquest answered:
anyone saying they wouldn’t is full of shit.
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cameronmizell answered:
I would only let the kids that everyone else picks on ride me, then we’d chase the bullies, kind of like The Neverending Story.
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derekreynolds answered:
Of course! Think of all the money you can make competing with NY pedi-cabbers/carriages in Central Park. $$$!
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goingnumbertwo answered:
Only hot chicks.
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marco answered:
No. It’s like fixing people’s computers. You’d become the novelty ride guy and everyone would just use you and you’d never make real friends.
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drmambo answered:
as long as i got to ride them.
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davidmaddox answered:
For money, yes. Why? -because I’m a whore for money…or at least I’d be a whore for money were a Centaur.
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startingatzero answered:
only if it was to save a human’s life if he or she deserved the saving. otherwise, no.
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maxforfree answered:
No way man you can’t let some dumb humans disrespect you like that, all treating you like a common mule
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andrewfutral answered:
yes but i would also eat them
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twrecks answered:
No, for the same reasons I don’t give people piggyback rides.
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applepiechucker answered:
only attractive men. hmm..
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fieldmanual answered:
Only my closest friends. Because they are cool. But they are only cool because they are friends with a centaur.
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